marsupialpirate

This is Jeph Howard. Or Jepha. Whichever you like. He is more awesome than you will ever be.



( not dial up friendly...you have been warned.  )

I spend way too much time online. But I'm okay with that. I'm not the best speller in the world, so what? That's why speller check is my friend. I never know what to say about myself. I'm still confused about who I am and what I want to do. But I'm figuring that out. I have the best friends and family in the whole world. Don't fuck with me or my 4 foot 11 bodyguard will fuck you up. Seriously. I love cartoons. I wouldn't know what to do without Michelle. I'd go insane if I didn't get to talk to her everyday. I love pirates, lumberjacks and zombies ♥. I lose everything. I can't think or do anything in an organized way. My thoughts are always all over the place. I'm extremely afraid of tornadoes, but I'm getting better about them. I say pop, not soda.

marsupialpirate

She will always be Princess Toadstool. Not Princess Peach, ever! Get over it.